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<p>Fisode de Kompuku: Cleaned up page slightly</p> <hr /> <div>== Crabanese Dictionary (Krablingo Wartbuk) ==<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;this is a very messy port of the HedgeDoc document to the wiki, we'll clean this up later - '''TheRed'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> &quot;At ke vee notfuk le&quot; - TheRed<br /> (and we will unfuck it)<br /> <br /> duplicate letters do a weird lengthening thing (no idea how this is gonna work)<br /> i.e. ee sounds like ė in lithuanian<br /> aa sounds longer in general (like the ar in arse in british) compared to the quick a in dam (um in dumb in british)<br /> <br /> &quot;you dumbass&quot;<br /> OI DAMAAS<br /> <br /> [[dam]] - adjective - stupid (dumb) (pronounced like dumb in british)<br /> aas - adjective - ass/butt (pronounced kinda like arse in british)<br /> <br /> [[damaas]] - adjective - a really stupid/clueless person<br /> <br /> [[esee]] - verb - be<br /> esen - verb - is<br /> <br /> oi esen damaas<br /> (you are a dumbass)<br /> <br /> damaas - one dumbass<br /> damaase - multiple dumbasses<br /> <br /> &quot;ke esen damaase&quot;<br /> We are dumbasses<br /> <br /> Strengthening adjectives:<br /> As an example:<br /> gaben - good<br /> begaben - better<br /> begabens - best<br /> i.e. Windows begaben Mac, vin Linux begabens.<br /> (Windows is better than Mac, but Linux is best.)<br /> <br /> (T - Touching)<br /> (NT - Not Touching)<br /> jutbung - on (anywhere) T (can also mean close/here)<br /> jut - above (anywhere) NT (can also mean away/there)<br /> anbung - on top T<br /> an - above NT<br /> unbung - on bottom T<br /> un - below NT<br /> vert - vertically NT<br /> vertbung - vertically T<br /> hort - horizontally NT<br /> hortbung - horizontally T<br /> det - depth-wise NT<br /> detbung depth-wise T<br /> laitbung - to the left T<br /> lait - to the left NT<br /> kaitbung - to the right T<br /> kait - to the right NT<br /> tenaitbung - to the side T<br /> tenait - to the side NT<br /> janbung - forwards T<br /> jan - forwards NT<br /> chunbung - backwards T<br /> chun - backwards NT<br /> anun - inside<br /> <br /> anju - north<br /> unju - south<br /> laitju - west<br /> kaitju - east<br /> <br /> (compass with crabanese notation)<br /> A<br /> L K<br /> U<br /> <br /> jenanuntai - day before day before yesterday<br /> anuntai - day before yesterday<br /> untai - yesterday<br /> jenuntai - earlier<br /> jenai - now<br /> jeketai - later<br /> ketai - tomorrow<br /> anketai - day after tomorrow<br /> jenanketai - day after day after tomorrow<br /> <br /> (^ add &quot; a&quot; at the end for an equivalent to &quot;earlier than&quot; for example: jenuntai a)<br /> <br /> Ending rules for words:<br /> Verb rules:<br /> * ee - Infinitive<br /> * en - Present<br /> * je - Past<br /> * jag - Past Continuous (ajag if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * be - Future (abe if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * bag - Future Continuous (abag if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * ag - Continuous<br /> Noun rules:<br /> * ku - Is consumable<br /> * ju - Is about space/environment<br /> * kop - Is a tool/instrument of sorts <br /> * ode - Is an animal<br /> * lu - Is a number<br /> * mak - Is an action<br /> * le - Human property or something (i.e. sexuality or whatever)<br /> * julan - Is about an area of land or a place<br /> * bo - Is a shape, about geometry<br /> <br /> Pronouns:<br /> * me - I<br /> * oi - you<br /> * ke - we<br /> * je - they (plural exclusive)<br /> * le - singular for anyone<br /> * he - he<br /> * fe - she<br /> * oije - you plural<br /> <br /> oije - &quot;you they&quot; - &quot;you all&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi mates&quot; - Australian english translation and also valid language<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi mates&quot; - &quot;You friends&quot;<br /> <br /> Hmmm: &quot;me hee sosoku heliku&quot;<br /> <br /> Examples of sentences:<br /> <br /> &quot;Jenai me habe moku: helikusosoku&quot;<br /> Now I will have food<br /> <br /> &quot;Me o grandmama esen myspace&quot;<br /> My grandma is dead<br /> &quot;Mispasse&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;You really left Sayori hanging there, you know&quot; - Monika<br /> v past tense (je)<br /> &quot;Oi rele leevje Sayori hanegee. Vele smolish ubisan&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi rele leevje Sayori hanegee jut, o'wik&quot; - Monika<br /> <br /> &quot;Epstein esen sekstyn&quot;<br /> Epstein is a pedophile<br /> <br /> Doesn't fit into one category:<br /> dis - this<br /> dat - that<br /> * sosoku - sausage<br /> * helikop - helicopter<br /> * aerokop - aircraft<br /> * meterju - meter (unit)<br /> * meterkop - measuring instrument (like a thermometer or ruler or something)<br /> * termometerkop - thermometer<br /> * termoju - temperature<br /> * mate(s) - friend(s)<br /> * moku - food<br /> * homonode - human<br /> * octopode - octopus<br /> * government - problem<br /> * problem - government<br /> * fisode - fish<br /> * sosomak - suicide<br /> * genomak - killing<br /> * limak - living<br /> * mama - mom<br /> * papa - dad<br /> * !! thered - bean<br /> * mago - magic<br /> * homomago - magic person (wizard)<br /> * wiki - knowledge<br /> * konjukop - conditioner<br /> * aerokonjukop - air conditioner<br /> * aas - ass/butt<br /> * garbo - garbage<br /> * clanko - clanker/AI<br /> * clankenslopper - AI generated material<br /> * skomo - a Scomo (really fucking huge disgrace of a human being)<br /> * tumper - A cult-like political leader, often round and orange<br /> * bojon - a person whose johnson is boris (a unique idiot, like if a trumper was british and wasn't popular)<br /> * starmer - A deeply unpopular and unproductive politician<br /> * tirano - tyranny<br /> * tiranle - tyrant<br /> * problemstarmer - government technical illiteracy<br /> * clankengov - unnecessary AI proliferation<br /> * seksomak - sexual intercourse<br /> * sekstyn - pedophile<br /> * ameriproblem - corruption<br /> * onion - opinion<br /> * unioku - onion<br /> * thot - thought<br /> * konfuso - confusion<br /> * lingo - language<br /> * krab - crab<br /> * krablingo - crabanese<br /> * englingo - english<br /> * leeb - love<br /> * slemp - sleep<br /> * sekode - second<br /> * minode - minute<br /> * horode - hour<br /> * dee - day<br /> * aapuludeen - week<br /> * monadee - month<br /> * jaar - year<br /> * buk - book<br /> * wart - word<br /> * wartbuk - dictionary<br /> * akses - access<br /> * angyle - one (referring to person)<br /> * ale - every<br /> * bonk - thing<br /> * alebonk - everything<br /> * myspas - death<br /> * kange - change (noun)<br /> * nuklear - nuclear<br /> * vepon - weapon<br /> * spaka - speaker<br /> * lingowikile - linguist<br /> * raju - room<br /> * rok - rock/stone<br /> * kalkukop - calculator<br /> * kompukop - computer<br /> * sarle - server (person)<br /> * sarkop - server (tool, usually a computer)<br /> * lai - life<br /> * rolai - real life<br /> * laple - lap (on a person's legs basically, while they're sitting usually)<br /> * catode - cat<br /> * dogode - dog<br /> * kenju - center<br /> * hortkenju - horizontal center<br /> * konju - continuous<br /> * darai - a drawing<br /> * konjudarai - line (usually in a sketch, where lines aren't perfect, could be a curved line)<br /> * ert - earth<br /> * aatert - world<br /> * ekvator - equator<br /> * ekee - edge<br /> * kubo - cube<br /> * sukobo - square<br /> * rekobo - rectangle<br /> * tringobo - triangle<br /> * heksobo - hexagon<br /> * oktabo - octagon<br /> * linobo - line<br /> * lanju - land<br /> * vasa - water<br /> * grandvasa - ocean<br /> * islanju - island<br /> * grandislanju - continent<br /> * federato - federation<br /> * setele - saint<br /> * karale - king<br /> * karalejulan - kingdom<br /> * semeproblemju - state (the State in United States)<br /> * seme - self<br /> * cetejulan - city<br /> * repju - republic<br /> * demoju - democracy<br /> * punkt - period (as in, a type of punctuation)<br /> * koma - comma<br /> * punktuala - punctuation<br /> * use - a use<br /> * non - name<br /> * adminle - admin<br /> * abwart - description<br /> * grandwart - essay<br /> * ferewart - sentence<br /> * smolwart - paragraph<br /> * paap - pain (also sometimes known as PHP)<br /> * gabcume - welcome<br /> * muzak - music<br /> * vana - way<br /> * halaju - half<br /> * zet - game<br /> * kapta - chapter<br /> * kretju - creation<br /> * darkjulan - workplace<br /> * fatakop - converter (literally - from to tool)<br /> <br /> Adjectives:<br /> * grand - big/old<br /> * myspace - dead<br /> * austraju - hot<br /> * finju - cold<br /> * notfinju - warm<br /> * dikitan - digital<br /> * arkonju - just right (temperature)<br /> * anatan - analog<br /> * dam - stupid/dumb<br /> * damaas - dumbass (a really stupid or clueless person)<br /> * wirus - malicious<br /> * gaben - good<br /> * tump - bad<br /> * ubisan - greedy<br /> * lasan - lazy<br /> * palantir - privacy invasive<br /> * kyut - cute<br /> * noje - new<br /> * neeje - old<br /> * aate - other<br /> * hungajer - hungry<br /> * tajer - tired<br /> * stak - strong<br /> * svak - weak<br /> * fantoman - invisible/unnoticeable<br /> * klar - clear/transparent<br /> * opak - visible<br /> * rol - real<br /> * fol - fake<br /> * far - fair (as in, fair to all sides. Can be used in place of fair enough)<br /> * superta - surprised<br /> * unito - united<br /> * kusto - custom<br /> * usenale - useful<br /> * usenee - useless<br /> * gabcumle - welcoming<br /> * dere - difficult<br /> * fere - full<br /> * nere - empty<br /> * fene - funny<br /> * neefene - unfunny<br /> * smol - small/little<br /> <br /> Verbs:<br /> * hanegee - hanging (hanging off of something and just hanging out)<br /> * wikee - knowing<br /> * kangee - change<br /> * leevee - leave<br /> * cumee - come<br /> * gangee - greet/meet<br /> * lukee - look/see<br /> * ablukee - see (and register)<br /> * konfusee - to confuse<br /> * sudee - shall<br /> * likee - like<br /> * leebee - love<br /> * makee - do/make<br /> * alee - allow<br /> * kanee - physically able to (can)<br /> * kukee - eat<br /> * produkukee - cook<br /> * opetee - operate<br /> * spakee - speak<br /> * visee - wish<br /> * makwikee - teach (make knowledge)<br /> * gee - go<br /> * plusee - add<br /> * minusee - remove<br /> * kangee - change (verb)<br /> * hee - have<br /> * vankee - wake<br /> * findee - find<br /> * angee - assume<br /> * virtee - write<br /> * gabcumee - welcome<br /> * darkee - work<br /> * spelee - play<br /> * ondoree - understand<br /> * tee - try<br /> * kretee - create<br /> * usee - use<br /> <br /> Adverbs:<br /> * rele - really<br /> * vele - very<br /> * notrele - not really<br /> * notvele - not very<br /> * smolish - slightly<br /> * thus - therefore<br /> * so - so<br /> * ja - yes<br /> * naa - no<br /> * yuh - yes<br /> * nuh - no<br /> * potentile - potentially<br /> * mabe - maybe<br /> * gabsmol - basically/simply<br /> <br /> Prepositions:<br /> * ab - about (concerning X, or on the subject of X)<br /> * mit - with<br /> * of - is [of a category or classification], eg heliku of moku<br /> * eqee = equivalent<br /> * an - as (i.e. as one did - an angyle vatak)<br /> * fa - from (i.e. from workplace - fa darkjulan)<br /> * ta - to (i.e. from monday to wednesday - fa angydee ta anpydee)<br /> <br /> Conjunctions:<br /> * ag - or<br /> * at - and<br /> * va - if<br /> * atag - and/or<br /> * vin - but<br /> * aatevanas - otherwise<br /> <br /> Shortenings:<br /> * oi wiken - o'wik<br /> * alee ke o - akeo (basically means let's or let us)<br /> * me ondoren - me'on (I understand)<br /> * me esen - me's<br /> * me esabe - me'abe<br /> <br /> Greetings:<br /> * G'dee (alternative - G'day, pronounced the same) - G'day<br /> * Thindee - Good morning<br /> * Tagdee - Good afternoon<br /> * Widee - Good evening<br /> * Gnortdee - Good night<br /> * Shartdee - Bad day<br /> * Gabcum - Welcome<br /> <br /> Questions:<br /> * vas - What<br /> * vai - Why<br /> * vau - How<br /> * var - Where<br /> * van - When<br /> * vatak - Do/Did (etc., meant for asking a question about an action that the subject performed, will perform or is performing.)<br /> <br /> General phrases:<br /> * dikitan tirano - digital tyranny (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=digital%20tyranny)<br /> * an ke gee - as we go<br /> * abvanas - of way (of course/obviously)<br /> * opaks - visibly (apparently)<br /> <br /> Articles:<br /> * de - equivalent to &quot;the&quot;, an indication that the noun you are talking about should already be known by the speaker.<br /> <br /> * January - Jerma<br /> * February - Fish<br /> * March - ingband<br /> * April - Amogus<br /> * May - Perhaps<br /> * June - Dune<br /> * July - Uscaesar<br /> * August - ofwind<br /> * September - Remember<br /> * October - Octopus<br /> * November - nonut<br /> * December - Crisp<br /> <br /> * Monday - angydee<br /> * Tuesday - angudee<br /> * Wednesday - anpydee<br /> * Thursday - anpudee<br /> * Friday - aagydee<br /> * Saturday - aagudee<br /> * Sunday - aapudee<br /> <br /> 0: angylu 0000<br /> 1: angulu 0001<br /> 2: anpylu 0010<br /> 3: anpulu 0011<br /> 4: aagylu 0100<br /> 5: aagulu 0101<br /> 6: aapylu 0110<br /> 7: aapulu 0111<br /> 8: hugylu 1000<br /> 9: hugulu 1001<br /> 10: hupylu 1010<br /> 11: hnpulu 1011<br /> 12: hugylu 1100<br /> 13: hugulu 1101<br /> 14: hupylu 1110<br /> 15: hupulu 1111<br /> well we add a second digit, so<br /> 16: auguluangylu<br /> 17: auguluangulu<br /> <br /> hupuluhupulu = Two hundred and fifty five<br /> <br /> Punctuation:<br /> * Friendly period: .!<br /> * Question comma: ?,<br /> * Doubt: ?~<br /> * Rhethorical question: ?.<br /> * Authority: ^!<br /> * Irony: .~<br /> <br /> COUNTRIES:<br /> * afganijulan - Afghanistan<br /> * albanijulan - Albania<br /> * algerijulan - Algeria<br /> * andorajulan - Andorra<br /> * angojulan - Angola<br /> * antiguajulan - Antigua &amp; Deps<br /> * argentijulan - Argentina<br /> * armenijulan - Armenia<br /> * austrajulan - Australia<br /> * astrijulan - Austria<br /> * azerbajulan - Azerbaijan<br /> * bahamajulan - Bahamas<br /> * barajulan - Bahrain<br /> * banglajulan - Bangladesh<br /> * barbajulan - Barbados<br /> * belajulan - Belarus<br /> * belgijulan - Belgium<br /> * belizejulan - Belize<br /> * benijulan - Benin<br /> * butanojulan - Bhutan<br /> * bolivijulan - Bolivia<br /> * bosnersegojulan - Bosnia Herzegovina<br /> * botsvanojulan - Botswana<br /> * brasilojulan - Brazil<br /> * brunejulan - Brunei<br /> * bulgarijulan - Bulgaria<br /> * burkijulan - Burkina<br /> * burijulan - Burundi<br /> * kambodijulan - Cambodia<br /> * kamerijulan - Cameroon<br /> * kajulan - Canada<br /> * capeverdejulan - Cape Verde<br /> * kenafrikarepjulan - Central African Rep<br /> * kadjulan - Chad<br /> * kilejulan - Chile<br /> * kinajulan - China<br /> * kolomjulan - Colombia<br /> * komorojulan - Comoros<br /> * kongojulan - Congo<br /> * kongodemorepjulan - Congo {Democratic Rep}<br /> * kostarikajulan - Costa Rica<br /> * krotijulan - Croatia<br /> * kubajulan - Cuba<br /> * kiprujulan - Cyprus<br /> * kekrepjulan - Czech Republic<br /> * denmajulan - Denmark<br /> * dibojulan - Djibouti<br /> * dominijulan - Dominica<br /> * dominirepjulan - Dominican Republic<br /> * kaitjutimorjulan - East Timor<br /> * ecuadorjulan - Ecuador<br /> * egyptjulan - Egypt<br /> * elsalvadorjulan - El Salvador<br /> * ekvatorginejulan - Equatorial Guinea<br /> * eritrejulan - Eritrea<br /> * estonijulan - Estonia<br /> * etopijulan - Ethiopia<br /> * fijijulan - Fiji<br /> * finjulan - Finland<br /> * franjulan - France<br /> * gabonjulan - Gabon<br /> * gambijulan - Gambia<br /> * gorgijulan - Georgia<br /> * dojulan - Germany<br /> * ganajulan - Ghana<br /> * eladajulan - Greece<br /> * grenadajulan - Grenada<br /> * guatemalajulan - Guatemala<br /> * ginejulan - Guinea<br /> * gineju-bisoju julan - Guinea-Bissau<br /> * guyanjulan - Guyana<br /> * haitijulan - Haiti<br /> * hondujulan - Honduras<br /> * hungajulan - Hungary<br /> * aisjulan - Iceland<br /> * indijulan - India<br /> * indojulan - Indonesia<br /> * iranojulan - Iran<br /> * irakojulan - Iraq<br /> * irejulan - Ireland {Republic}<br /> * israjulan - Israel<br /> * itajulan - Italy<br /> * ivorinekeejulan - Ivory Coast<br /> * jamaijulan - Jamaica<br /> * nihonjulan - Japan<br /> * jordanjulan - Jordan<br /> * kazakjulan - Kazakhstan<br /> * kenyajulan - Kenya<br /> * kiribatijulan - Kiribati<br /> * anjukoreajulan - Korea North<br /> * unjukoreajulan - Korea South<br /> * kosovojulan - Kosovo<br /> * kuvaijulan - Kuwait<br /> * kyrgyjulan - Kyrgyzstan<br /> * laojulan - Laos<br /> * latvijulan - Latvia<br /> * lebanojulan - Lebanon<br /> * lesotojulan - Lesotho<br /> * liberijulan - Liberia<br /> * libyjulan - Libya<br /> * liktenstejulan - Liechtenstein<br /> * litujulan - Lithuania<br /> * lukembojulan - Luxembourg<br /> * makedojulan - Macedonia<br /> * madagajulan - Madagascar<br /> * malavijulan - Malawi<br /> * malayjulan - Malaysia<br /> * maldivojulan - Maldives<br /> * malijulan - Mali<br /> * maltajulan - Malta<br /> * marsalislanjulan - Marshall Islands<br /> * mauritajulan - Mauritania<br /> * mauritiujulan - Mauritius<br /> * mehijulan - Mexico<br /> * micronejulan - Micronesia<br /> * moldovajulan - Moldova<br /> * monakojulan - Monaco<br /> * mongolijulan - Mongolia<br /> * montenejulan - Montenegro<br /> * morokojulan - Morocco<br /> * mozambikajulan - Mozambique<br /> * myanmaburmajulan - Myanmar, {Burma}<br /> * mamibiajulan - Namibia<br /> * naurujulan - Nauru<br /> * nepaljulan - Nepal<br /> * nederjulan - Netherlands<br /> * nojezejulan - New Zealand<br /> * nikarajulan - Nicaragua<br /> * nigerjulan - Niger<br /> * nigeriajulan - Nigeria<br /> * norvejulan - Norway<br /> * omanjulan - Oman<br /> * pakijulan - Pakistan<br /> * palajulan - Palau<br /> * panamajulan - Panama<br /> * papuanojeginejulan - Papua New Guinea<br /> * paraguajulan - Paraguay<br /> * perujulan - Peru<br /> * filipijulan - Philippines<br /> * pojulan - Poland<br /> * portugujulan - Portugal<br /> * katarjulan - Qatar<br /> * romanijulan - Romania<br /> * rusifederatojulan - Russian Federation<br /> * ravandajulan - Rwanda<br /> * setelekitsatnevisjulan - St Kitts &amp; Nevis<br /> * seteleluciajulan - St Lucia<br /> * seletevincentatdegrenadinesjulan - Saint Vincent &amp; the Grenadines<br /> * samoajulan - Samoa<br /> * sanmarijulan - San Marino<br /> * saotomeatprincipejulan - Sao Tome &amp; Principe<br /> * saudiarabijulan - Saudi Arabia<br /> * senegajulan - Senegal<br /> * serbijulan - Serbia<br /> * seichelejulan - Seychelles<br /> * sieraleojulan - Sierra Leone<br /> * singapojulan - Singapore<br /> * slovakijulan - Slovakia<br /> * slovenijulan - Slovenia<br /> * solomonislanjulan - Solomon Islands<br /> * somalijulan - Somalia<br /> * unjuafrikjulan - South Africa<br /> * unjusudanjulan - South Sudan<br /> * spajulan - Spain<br /> * srilankajulan - Sri Lanka<br /> * sudanjulan - Sudan<br /> * surinamejulan - Suriname<br /> * swazijulan - Swaziland<br /> * svensejulan - Sweden<br /> * svitsejulan - Switzerland<br /> * syrijulan - Syria<br /> * taivajulan - Taiwan<br /> * tajikijulan - Tajikistan<br /> * tanzanijulan - Tanzania<br /> * taijulan - Thailand<br /> * togojulan - Togo<br /> * tongajulan - Tonga<br /> * trinidadattobagojulan - Trinidad &amp; Tobago<br /> * tunisijulan - Tunisia<br /> * turkijulan - Turkey<br /> * turkmenijulan - Turkmenistan<br /> * tuvalujulan - Tuvalu<br /> * ugandajulan - Uganda<br /> * ukraijulan - Ukraine<br /> * unitoarabemiratesjulan - United Arab Emirates<br /> * unitokaralejulan - United Kingdom<br /> * unitosemeproblemjulan - United States<br /> * urugajulan - Uruguay<br /> * uzbekijulan - Uzbekistan<br /> * vanuajulan - Vanuatu<br /> * vatikacetejulan - Vatican City<br /> * venezuejulan - Venezuela<br /> * vetnajulan - Vietnam<br /> * jemejulan - Yemen<br /> * zambijulan - Zambia<br /> * zimbabejulan - Zimbabwe</div>

Fisode de Kompuku https://crabanese.thered.sh/index.php?title=Dictionary&diff=17 2026-06-16T06:55:26Z

<p>Fisode de Kompuku: added a few links for testing</p> <hr /> <div>== Crabanese Dictionary (Krablingo Wartbuk) ==<br /> <br /> &lt;big&gt;this is a very messy port of the HedgeDoc document to the wiki, we'll clean this up later - '''TheRed'''&lt;/big&gt;<br /> <br /> &quot;At ke vee notfuk le&quot; - TheRed<br /> (and we will unfuck it)<br /> <br /> duplicate letters do a weird lengthening thing (no idea how this is gonna work)<br /> i.e. ee sounds like ė in lithuanian<br /> aa sounds longer in general (like the ar in arse in british) compared to the quick a in dam (um in dumb in british)<br /> <br /> &quot;you dumbass&quot;<br /> OI DAMAAS<br /> <br /> [[dam]] - adjective - stupid (dumb) (pronounced like dumb in british)<br /> aas - adjective - ass/butt (pronounced kinda like arse in british)<br /> <br /> [[damaas]] - adjective - a really stupid/clueless person<br /> <br /> [[esee]] - verb - be<br /> esen - verb - is<br /> <br /> oi esen damaas<br /> (you are a dumbass)<br /> <br /> damaas - one dumbass<br /> damaase - multiple dumbasses<br /> <br /> &quot;ke esen damaase&quot;<br /> We are dumbasses<br /> <br /> Strengthening adjectives:<br /> As an example:<br /> gaben - good<br /> begaben - better<br /> begabens - best<br /> i.e. Windows begaben Mac, vin Linux begabens.<br /> (Windows is better than Mac, but Linux is best.)<br /> <br /> (T - Touching)<br /> (NT - Not Touching)<br /> jutbung - on (anywhere) T (can also mean close/here)<br /> jut - above (anywhere) NT (can also mean away/there)<br /> anbung - on top T<br /> an - above NT<br /> unbung - on bottom T<br /> un - below NT<br /> vert - vertically NT<br /> vertbung - vertically T<br /> hort - horizontally NT<br /> hortbung - horizontally T<br /> det - depth-wise NT<br /> detbung depth-wise T<br /> laitbung - to the left T<br /> lait - to the left NT<br /> kaitbung - to the right T<br /> kait - to the right NT<br /> tenaitbung - to the side T<br /> tenait - to the side NT<br /> janbung - forwards T<br /> jan - forwards NT<br /> chunbung - backwards T<br /> chun - backwards NT<br /> anun - inside<br /> <br /> anju - north<br /> unju - south<br /> laitju - west<br /> kaitju - east<br /> <br /> (lol compass with crabanese notation)<br /> A<br /> L K<br /> U<br /> <br /> jenanuntai - day before day before yesterday<br /> anuntai - day before yesterday<br /> untai - yesterday<br /> jenuntai - earlier<br /> jenai - now<br /> jeketai - later<br /> ketai - tomorrow<br /> anketai - day after tomorrow<br /> jenanketai - day after day after tomorrow<br /> <br /> (^ add &quot; a&quot; at the end for an equivalent to &quot;earlier than&quot; for example: jenuntai a)<br /> <br /> Ending rules for words:<br /> Verb rules:<br /> * ee - Infinitive<br /> * en - Present<br /> * je - Past<br /> * jag - Past Continuous (ajag if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * be - Future (abe if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * bag - Future Continuous (abag if the letter before is a consonant)<br /> * ag - Continuous<br /> Noun rules:<br /> * ku - Is consumable<br /> * ju - Is about space/environment<br /> * kop - Is a tool/instrument of sorts <br /> * ode - Is an animal<br /> * lu - Is a number<br /> * mak - Is an action<br /> * le - Human property or something (i.e. sexuality or whatever)<br /> * julan - Is about an area of land or a place<br /> * bo - Is a shape, about geometry<br /> <br /> Pronouns:<br /> * me - I<br /> * oi - you<br /> * ke - we<br /> * je - they (plural exclusive)<br /> * le - singular for anyone<br /> * he - he<br /> * fe - she<br /> * oije - you plural<br /> <br /> oije - &quot;you they&quot; - &quot;you all&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi mates&quot; - Australian english translation and also valid language<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi mates&quot; - &quot;You friends&quot;<br /> <br /> Hmmm: &quot;me hee sosoku heliku&quot;<br /> <br /> Examples of sentences:<br /> <br /> &quot;Jenai me habe moku: helikusosoku&quot;<br /> Now I will have food<br /> <br /> &quot;Me o grandmama esen myspace&quot;<br /> My grandma is dead<br /> &quot;Mispasse&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;You really left Sayori hanging there, you know&quot; - Monika<br /> v past tense (je)<br /> &quot;Oi rele leevje Sayori hanegee. Vele smolish ubisan&quot;<br /> <br /> &quot;Oi rele leevje Sayori hanegee jut, o'wik&quot; - Monika<br /> <br /> &quot;Epstein esen sekstyn&quot;<br /> Epstein is a pedophile<br /> <br /> Doesn't fit into one category:<br /> dis - this<br /> dat - that<br /> <br /> Nouns: - WE DESPERATELY NEED WORDS FOR HANGING AND THERMOMETER<br /> * sosoku - sausage<br /> * helikop - helicopter<br /> * aerokop - aircraft<br /> * meterju - meter (unit)<br /> * meterkop - measuring instrument (like a thermometer or ruler or something)<br /> * termometerkop - thermometer<br /> * termoju - temperature<br /> * mate(s) - friend(s)<br /> * moku - food<br /> * homonode - human<br /> * octopode - octopus<br /> * government - problem<br /> * problem - government<br /> * fisode - fish<br /> * sosomak - suicide<br /> * genomak - killing<br /> * limak - living<br /> * mama - mom<br /> * papa - dad<br /> * !! thered - bean<br /> * mago - magic<br /> * homomago - magic person (wizard)<br /> * wiki - knowledge<br /> * konjukop - conditioner<br /> * aerokonjukop - air conditioner<br /> * aas - ass/butt<br /> * garbo - garbage<br /> * clanko - clanker/AI<br /> * clankenslopper - AI generated material<br /> * skomo - a Scomo (really fucking huge disgrace of a human being)<br /> * tumper - A cult-like political leader, often round and orange<br /> * bojon - a person whose johnson is boris (a unique idiot, like if a trumper was british and wasn't popular)<br /> * starmer - A deeply unpopular and unproductive politician<br /> * tirano - tyranny<br /> * tiranle - tyrant<br /> * problemstarmer - government technical illiteracy<br /> * clankengov - unnecessary AI proliferation<br /> * seksomak - sexual intercourse<br /> * sekstyn - pedophile<br /> * ameriproblem - corruption<br /> * onion - opinion<br /> * unioku - onion<br /> * thot - thought<br /> * konfuso - confusion<br /> * lingo - language<br /> * krab - crab<br /> * krablingo - crabanese<br /> * englingo - english<br /> * leeb - love<br /> * slemp - sleep<br /> * sekode - second<br /> * minode - minute<br /> * horode - hour<br /> * dee - day<br /> * aapuludeen - week<br /> * monadee - month<br /> * jaar - year<br /> * buk - book<br /> * wart - word<br /> * wartbuk - dictionary<br /> * akses - access<br /> * angyle - one (referring to person)<br /> * ale - every<br /> * bonk - thing<br /> * alebonk - everything<br /> * myspas - death<br /> * kange - change (noun)<br /> * nuklear - nuclear<br /> * vepon - weapon<br /> * spaka - speaker<br /> * lingowikile - linguist<br /> * raju - room<br /> * rok - rock/stone<br /> * kalkukop - calculator<br /> * kompukop - computer<br /> * sarle - server (person)<br /> * sarkop - server (tool, usually a computer)<br /> * lai - life<br /> * rolai - real life<br /> * laple - lap (on a person's legs basically, while they're sitting usually)<br /> * catode - cat<br /> * dogode - dog<br /> * kenju - center<br /> * hortkenju - horizontal center<br /> * konju - continuous<br /> * darai - a drawing<br /> * konjudarai - line (usually in a sketch, where lines aren't perfect, could be a curved line)<br /> * ert - earth<br /> * aatert - world<br /> * ekvator - equator<br /> * ekee - edge<br /> * kubo - cube<br /> * sukobo - square<br /> * rekobo - rectangle<br /> * tringobo - triangle<br /> * heksobo - hexagon<br /> * oktabo - octagon<br /> * linobo - line<br /> * lanju - land<br /> * vasa - water<br /> * grandvasa - ocean<br /> * islanju - island<br /> * grandislanju - continent<br /> * federato - federation<br /> * setele - saint<br /> * karale - king<br /> * karalejulan - kingdom<br /> * semeproblemju - state (the State in United States)<br /> * seme - self<br /> * cetejulan - city<br /> * repju - republic<br /> * demoju - democracy<br /> * punkt - period (as in, a type of punctuation)<br /> * koma - comma<br /> * punktuala - punctuation<br /> * use - a use<br /> * non - name<br /> * adminle - admin<br /> * abwart - description<br /> * grandwart - essay<br /> * ferewart - sentence<br /> * smolwart - paragraph<br /> * paap - pain (also sometimes known as PHP)<br /> * gabcume - welcome<br /> * muzak - music<br /> * vana - way<br /> * halaju - half<br /> * zet - game<br /> * kapta - chapter<br /> * kretju - creation<br /> * darkjulan - workplace<br /> * fatakop - converter (literally - from to tool)<br /> <br /> Adjectives:<br /> * grand - big/old<br /> * myspace - dead<br /> * austraju - hot<br /> * finju - cold<br /> * notfinju - warm<br /> * dikitan - digital<br /> * arkonju - just right (temperature)<br /> * anatan - analog<br /> * dam - stupid/dumb<br /> * damaas - dumbass (a really stupid or clueless person)<br /> * wirus - malicious<br /> * gaben - good<br /> * tump - bad<br /> * ubisan - greedy<br /> * lasan - lazy<br /> * palantir - privacy invasive<br /> * kyut - cute<br /> * noje - new<br /> * neeje - old<br /> * aate - other<br /> * hungajer - hungry<br /> * tajer - tired<br /> * stak - strong<br /> * svak - weak<br /> * fantoman - invisible/unnoticeable<br /> * klar - clear/transparent<br /> * opak - visible<br /> * rol - real<br /> * fol - fake<br /> * far - fair (as in, fair to all sides. Can be used in place of fair enough)<br /> * superta - surprised<br /> * unito - united<br /> * kusto - custom<br /> * usenale - useful<br /> * usenee - useless<br /> * gabcumle - welcoming<br /> * dere - difficult<br /> * fere - full<br /> * nere - empty<br /> * fene - funny<br /> * neefene - unfunny<br /> * smol - small/little<br /> <br /> Verbs:<br /> * hanegee - hanging (hanging off of something and just hanging out)<br /> * wikee - knowing<br /> * kangee - change<br /> * leevee - leave<br /> * cumee - come<br /> * gangee - greet/meet<br /> * lukee - look/see<br /> * ablukee - see (and register)<br /> * konfusee - to confuse<br /> * sudee - shall<br /> * likee - like<br /> * leebee - love<br /> * makee - do/make<br /> * alee - allow<br /> * kanee - physically able to (can)<br /> * kukee - eat<br /> * produkukee - cook<br /> * opetee - operate<br /> * spakee - speak<br /> * visee - wish<br /> * makwikee - teach (make knowledge)<br /> * gee - go<br /> * plusee - add<br /> * minusee - remove<br /> * kangee - change (verb)<br /> * hee - have<br /> * vankee - wake<br /> * findee - find<br /> * angee - assume<br /> * virtee - write<br /> * gabcumee - welcome<br /> * darkee - work<br /> * spelee - play<br /> * ondoree - understand<br /> * tee - try<br /> * kretee - create<br /> * usee - use<br /> <br /> Adverbs:<br /> * rele - really<br /> * vele - very<br /> * notrele - not really<br /> * notvele - not very<br /> * smolish - slightly<br /> * thus - therefore<br /> * so - so<br /> * ja - yes<br /> * naa - no<br /> * yuh - yes<br /> * nuh - no<br /> * potentile - potentially<br /> * mabe - maybe<br /> * gabsmol - basically/simply<br /> <br /> Prepositions:<br /> * ab - about (concerning X, or on the subject of X)<br /> * mit - with<br /> * of - is [of a category or classification], eg heliku of moku<br /> * eqee = equivalent<br /> * an - as (i.e. as one did - an angyle vatak)<br /> * fa - from (i.e. from workplace - fa darkjulan)<br /> * ta - to (i.e. from monday to wednesday - fa angydee ta anpydee)<br /> <br /> Conjunctions:<br /> * ag - or<br /> * at - and<br /> * va - if<br /> * atag - and/or<br /> * vin - but<br /> * aatevanas - otherwise<br /> <br /> Shortenings:<br /> * oi wiken - o'wik<br /> * alee ke o - akeo (basically means let's or let us)<br /> * me ondoren - me'on (I understand)<br /> * me esen - me's<br /> * me esabe - me'abe<br /> <br /> Greetings:<br /> * G'dee (alternative - G'day, pronounced the same) - G'day<br /> * Thindee - Good morning<br /> * Tagdee - Good afternoon<br /> * Widee - Good evening<br /> * Gnortdee - Good night<br /> * Shartdee - Bad day<br /> * Gabcum - Welcome<br /> <br /> Questions:<br /> * vas - What<br /> * vai - Why<br /> * vau - How<br /> * var - Where<br /> * van - When<br /> * vatak - Do/Did (etc., meant for asking a question about an action that the subject performed, will perform or is performing.)<br /> <br /> General phrases:<br /> * dikitan tirano - digital tyranny (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=digital%20tyranny)<br /> * an ke gee - as we go<br /> * abvanas - of way (of course/obviously)<br /> * opaks - visibly (apparently)<br /> <br /> Articles:<br /> * de - equivalent to &quot;the&quot;, an indication that the noun you are talking about should already be known by the speaker.<br /> <br /> * January - Jerma<br /> * February - Fish<br /> * March - ingband<br /> * April - Amogus<br /> * May - Perhaps<br /> * June - Dune<br /> * July - Uscaesar<br /> * August - ofwind<br /> * September - Remember<br /> * October - Octopus<br /> * November - nonut<br /> * December - Crisp<br /> <br /> * Monday - angydee<br /> * Tuesday - angudee<br /> * Wednesday - anpydee<br /> * Thursday - anpudee<br /> * Friday - aagydee<br /> * Saturday - aagudee<br /> * Sunday - aapudee<br /> <br /> 0: angylu 0000<br /> 1: angulu 0001<br /> 2: anpylu 0010<br /> 3: anpulu 0011<br /> 4: aagylu 0100<br /> 5: aagulu 0101<br /> 6: aapylu 0110<br /> 7: aapulu 0111<br /> 8: hugylu 1000<br /> 9: hugulu 1001<br /> 10: hupylu 1010<br /> 11: hnpulu 1011<br /> 12: hugylu 1100<br /> 13: hugulu 1101<br /> 14: hupylu 1110<br /> 15: hupulu 1111<br /> well we add a second digit, so<br /> 16: auguluangylu<br /> 17: auguluangulu<br /> <br /> hupuluhupulu = Two hundred and fifty five<br /> <br /> Punctuation:<br /> * Friendly period: .!<br /> * Question comma: ?,<br /> * Doubt: ?~<br /> * Rhethorical question: ?.<br /> * Authority: ^!<br /> * Irony: .~<br /> <br /> COUNTRIES:<br /> * afganijulan - Afghanistan<br /> * albanijulan - Albania<br /> * algerijulan - Algeria<br /> * andorajulan - Andorra<br /> * angojulan - Angola<br /> * antiguajulan - Antigua &amp; Deps<br /> * argentijulan - Argentina<br /> * armenijulan - Armenia<br /> * austrajulan - Australia<br /> * astrijulan - Austria<br /> * azerbajulan - Azerbaijan<br /> * bahamajulan - Bahamas<br /> * barajulan - Bahrain<br /> * banglajulan - Bangladesh<br /> * barbajulan - Barbados<br /> * belajulan - Belarus<br /> * belgijulan - Belgium<br /> * belizejulan - Belize<br /> * benijulan - Benin<br /> * butanojulan - Bhutan<br /> * bolivijulan - Bolivia<br /> * bosnersegojulan - Bosnia Herzegovina<br /> * botsvanojulan - Botswana<br /> * brasilojulan - Brazil<br /> * brunejulan - Brunei<br /> * bulgarijulan - Bulgaria<br /> * burkijulan - Burkina<br /> * burijulan - Burundi<br /> * kambodijulan - Cambodia<br /> * kamerijulan - Cameroon<br /> * kajulan - Canada<br /> * capeverdejulan - Cape Verde<br /> * kenafrikarepjulan - Central African Rep<br /> * kadjulan - Chad<br /> * kilejulan - Chile<br /> * kinajulan - China<br /> * kolomjulan - Colombia<br /> * komorojulan - Comoros<br /> * kongojulan - Congo<br /> * kongodemorepjulan - Congo {Democratic Rep}<br /> * kostarikajulan - Costa Rica<br /> * krotijulan - Croatia<br /> * kubajulan - Cuba<br /> * kiprujulan - Cyprus<br /> * kekrepjulan - Czech Republic<br /> * denmajulan - Denmark<br /> * dibojulan - Djibouti<br /> * dominijulan - Dominica<br /> * dominirepjulan - Dominican Republic<br /> * kaitjutimorjulan - East Timor<br /> * ecuadorjulan - Ecuador<br /> * egyptjulan - Egypt<br /> * elsalvadorjulan - El Salvador<br /> * ekvatorginejulan - Equatorial Guinea<br /> * eritrejulan - Eritrea<br /> * estonijulan - Estonia<br /> * etopijulan - Ethiopia<br /> * fijijulan - Fiji<br /> * finjulan - Finland<br /> * franjulan - France<br /> * gabonjulan - Gabon<br /> * gambijulan - Gambia<br /> * gorgijulan - Georgia<br /> * dojulan - Germany<br /> * ganajulan - Ghana<br /> * eladajulan - Greece<br /> * grenadajulan - Grenada<br /> * guatemalajulan - Guatemala<br /> * ginejulan - Guinea<br /> * gineju-bisoju julan - Guinea-Bissau<br /> * guyanjulan - Guyana<br /> * haitijulan - Haiti<br /> * hondujulan - Honduras<br /> * hungajulan - Hungary<br /> * aisjulan - Iceland<br /> * indijulan - India<br /> * indojulan - Indonesia<br /> * iranojulan - Iran<br /> * irakojulan - Iraq<br /> * irejulan - Ireland {Republic}<br /> * israjulan - Israel<br /> * itajulan - Italy<br /> * ivorinekeejulan - Ivory Coast<br /> * jamaijulan - Jamaica<br /> * nihonjulan - Japan<br /> * jordanjulan - Jordan<br /> * kazakjulan - Kazakhstan<br /> * kenyajulan - Kenya<br /> * kiribatijulan - Kiribati<br /> * anjukoreajulan - Korea North<br /> * unjukoreajulan - Korea South<br /> * kosovojulan - Kosovo<br /> * kuvaijulan - Kuwait<br /> * kyrgyjulan - Kyrgyzstan<br /> * laojulan - Laos<br /> * latvijulan - Latvia<br /> * lebanojulan - Lebanon<br /> * lesotojulan - Lesotho<br /> * liberijulan - Liberia<br /> * libyjulan - Libya<br /> * liktenstejulan - Liechtenstein<br /> * litujulan - Lithuania<br /> * lukembojulan - Luxembourg<br /> * makedojulan - Macedonia<br /> * madagajulan - Madagascar<br /> * malavijulan - Malawi<br /> * malayjulan - Malaysia<br /> * maldivojulan - Maldives<br /> * malijulan - Mali<br /> * maltajulan - Malta<br /> * marsalislanjulan - Marshall Islands<br /> * mauritajulan - Mauritania<br /> * mauritiujulan - Mauritius<br /> * mehijulan - Mexico<br /> * micronejulan - Micronesia<br /> * moldovajulan - Moldova<br /> * monakojulan - Monaco<br /> * mongolijulan - Mongolia<br /> * montenejulan - Montenegro<br /> * morokojulan - Morocco<br /> * mozambikajulan - Mozambique<br /> * myanmaburmajulan - Myanmar, {Burma}<br /> * mamibiajulan - Namibia<br /> * naurujulan - Nauru<br /> * nepaljulan - Nepal<br /> * nederjulan - Netherlands<br /> * nojezejulan - New Zealand<br /> * nikarajulan - Nicaragua<br /> * nigerjulan - Niger<br /> * nigeriajulan - Nigeria<br /> * norvejulan - Norway<br /> * omanjulan - Oman<br /> * pakijulan - Pakistan<br /> * palajulan - Palau<br /> * panamajulan - Panama<br /> * papuanojeginejulan - Papua New Guinea<br /> * paraguajulan - Paraguay<br /> * perujulan - Peru<br /> * filipijulan - Philippines<br /> * pojulan - Poland<br /> * portugujulan - Portugal<br /> * katarjulan - Qatar<br /> * romanijulan - Romania<br /> * rusifederatojulan - Russian Federation<br /> * ravandajulan - Rwanda<br /> * setelekitsatnevisjulan - St Kitts &amp; Nevis<br /> * seteleluciajulan - St Lucia<br /> * seletevincentatdegrenadinesjulan - Saint Vincent &amp; the Grenadines<br /> * samoajulan - Samoa<br /> * sanmarijulan - San Marino<br /> * saotomeatprincipejulan - Sao Tome &amp; Principe<br /> * saudiarabijulan - Saudi Arabia<br /> * senegajulan - Senegal<br /> * serbijulan - Serbia<br /> * seichelejulan - Seychelles<br /> * sieraleojulan - Sierra Leone<br /> * singapojulan - Singapore<br /> * slovakijulan - Slovakia<br /> * slovenijulan - Slovenia<br /> * solomonislanjulan - Solomon Islands<br /> * somalijulan - Somalia<br /> * unjuafrikjulan - South Africa<br /> * unjusudanjulan - South Sudan<br /> * spajulan - Spain<br /> * srilankajulan - Sri Lanka<br /> * sudanjulan - Sudan<br /> * surinamejulan - Suriname<br /> * swazijulan - Swaziland<br /> * svensejulan - Sweden<br /> * svitsejulan - Switzerland<br /> * syrijulan - Syria<br /> * taivajulan - Taiwan<br /> * tajikijulan - Tajikistan<br /> * tanzanijulan - Tanzania<br /> * taijulan - Thailand<br /> * togojulan - Togo<br /> * tongajulan - Tonga<br /> * trinidadattobagojulan - Trinidad &amp; Tobago<br /> * tunisijulan - Tunisia<br /> * turkijulan - Turkey<br /> * turkmenijulan - Turkmenistan<br /> * tuvalujulan - Tuvalu<br /> * ugandajulan - Uganda<br /> * ukraijulan - Ukraine<br /> * unitoarabemiratesjulan - United Arab Emirates<br /> * unitokaralejulan - United Kingdom<br /> * unitosemeproblemjulan - United States<br /> * urugajulan - Uruguay<br /> * uzbekijulan - Uzbekistan<br /> * vanuajulan - Vanuatu<br /> * vatikacetejulan - Vatican City<br /> * venezuejulan - Venezuela<br /> * vetnajulan - Vietnam<br /> * jemejulan - Yemen<br /> * zambijulan - Zambia<br /> * zimbabejulan - Zimbabwe</div>

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